CV Bloopers 2013
Some of the more “interesting” things we have seen in CVs this year:
I also like to boast that I can complete the Rubik’s cube in 2 minutes.
I am currently Falkirk’s Miss Personality.
whenever I have a blank sheet of paper I will usually draw a car in my mind.
I have been vegan since 1990.
given the opportunity I always love to put on a show.
I also had occasion to visit an imprisoned British Professor of Anthropology, while I travelled Bolivia.
Having worked in the same company for 41 years,
I hate shopping with my wife!!!!!
I have a creative flare
I wasn’t the most comfortable in a classroom
I believe that I was different to the rest of my colleagues
I enjoy cooking and creating my own recipes which my wife enjoys, most of the time.
May 2010 – December 2010 Circumnavigated the globe
I have also had a brief encounter with 2/3D design
Last year I featured in a double page article on distance relationships for “Cosmopolitan”magazine
I enjoy what most men enjoy, company, a drink, sport and whatever that comes with it
I worked as a car violator for a local car garage
My dutes would include welcoming and appreciating prospectus customers
Negotiating the price peacefully, but on a firm mental base.
NVQ level 2+3 in motor Vehilve Technology. • Accurate and fast typing skills with a typing speed of 35WPM.
Test,check and reset photocopier perimeters
September 1992 – September 1996 Youth Hostile Manager – SwindonTown Football Club
Hobbies & Interests: Film, music, literature, Tarahumara ethics , oat sodas ,
I continue to add to an extensive collection of cigarette cards started by my Grandfather
My memory recall for parts numbers is exceptional to the extent, that I can still recall a full front end of a Mk 5 Ford Cortina.
I am good at working large calculations out in my head.
I am fully qualified at pray tanning and eyelash extensions.
Learning the trade was essential so I did a lot of by standing
my father is a rare bird breeder
I learn quickly and don’t like standing (or sitting) still doing nothing
I like film, particulary horror, but don’t hold that against me.
I love reading kids books such as Harry Potter
Interests and Pass Times
My other interests include astrophysics
I also would have to answer the phone if it rang and I was closest
I sometimes have to clean up so I have mopped the floors, cleaned the friars and grills,
life is complicated enough without mistrust
Accomplishments – Not much but a lot of debt.
My contract was terminated from here as I was told i was not up to their working standard.
Inboth teams I paly in goal this helps me make decisions in hard situations.
Kitchen porter and sue chief
2007-2013: Professional Gambler
I prepared the mash potato, vegetables and the vegetarian dish.
I also have a keen interest in Football unfortunately the team I support don’t !
Fault finding in-house cars after students messed up them up
What can I say, I love cars.
This position involved emptying bins, cleaning desks and hovering in the office areas
Duties include: Managing space and time
2001 – 2003 Irish Navel Service
I now keep 2 snakes, a bearded dragon and a marine fish tank at home which I hope to grow in the future.